Hello everyone!!
This is week four done at the Provo MTC! We don't have much longer to go. In fact, as far as Portuguese speakers go, we're pretty much the oldest ones here now. Most people who have been here longer have gotten reassignments and are headed outMonday for their new temporary mission locations! Brazil visas just take forever. No one else in our district has gotten a visa as far as we know. If no one else gets visas, we'll all get our reassignments next week like Thursday or Friday. We'll see! We're all eager to get to our mission locations!
At this point in training, it's a lot of practicing teaching, fine tuning, some new grammar, and learning about Brazilian culture. Irmão Pinho gives us all sorts of cool advice on the culture. He gave everyone places in Brazil that they can pretend to be from, so the Brazilians don't think we're from America. Except for me of course. And Elder Nissinen. Pinho said that my blue eyes and blonde hair just stick out too much, and the same goes for his bright red hair. Oh well! I'll have to try to suck up to them and just make it really apparent that, yes, I am American, but no, that doesn't mean I don't care about Brazil. I'll have to make sure my Portuguese is really good and just show them that I care! I found out though, that I can't say my "R"s in Portuguese. You have to essentially say them like an English letter "D", but it's super hard for me. I'm always trying to practice and get it right. Gah. Go figure. This is definitely why I didn't take Spanish though. Oh well.
This place is still super amazing though! Except laundry time. It's awful. People just leave their missionary standards outside of the laundry room. It's like Laundry Games, just fighting to get an open machine. But everything else is fun! The people in the temple always need help, so we help fold missionary clothes for them, which always feels good. I still haven't had to clean toilets for Tuesday service assignments, but I've heard they're the easiest thing to clean. Normally I just vacuum and sweep and mop empty bedrooms and bathrooms for the next wave of missionaries coming in. It's not bad. The food here is crazy though. The unlimited food can be bad on meals where everything is super delicious. Plus, they don't give us a ton of time to exercise, which isn't a great combination. I usually play soccer though for gym time, if we aren't running and doing push ups and stuff.

I've included a picture of what my desk looks like. It's pretty standard besides the Texas flag. Tools of the trade! That's everyday life!
For last Tuesday's devotional, we had James B. Martino of the 70 come in and talk to us. He read some from the Book of Alma about the missionary work Alma and Amulek did. It was really cool to see the things he could do. His wife talked about having a good attitude and gave us some advice. She said to obey with exactness, work harder than you ever have in your life, and to always teach with the Spirit of God with you. Also to be confident and positive, because attitude is everything when it comes to this work. Smile and have fun with it! It's cool. This is a lot of the same things we hear in class, but coming from another person makes it really sink in. You just really know that everyone here is on the same page. It's an amazing place to be!
Last Wednesday, my district signed up to be Hosts for new missionaries coming in. We got to pick up people form the curb and get to know them as we got them settled in. First, I got chosen to take an Elder from the Philippines from his temporary residence to his permanent residence. He didn't speak much English, but it was cool getting to know them! My other two were from the states going to St. Louis and Argentina, which is super cool! I loved getting to know them. I can't wait to do it again this week!

This week we also started teaching a new "investigator" which was actually our teacher. He decided to mess with us and pretend to be someone who was super religious. We walked in and he was super happy to see us. Then we started talking to us and shooting down everything we said, and pulled out random scriptures to say that we were wrong. We didn't totally get what the scriptures said, so we couldn't refute any of it either. And he wasn't allowed to pray with people from another religion. It was crazy. And partway through, just to make things better, one of my companions wanted to say something while I was talking, AND HE RAISED HIS HAND. Just like if we were in class. We all just kind of stared at him, so he just started talking, halfway through my sentence. It was hilarious. We couldn't help but laugh at how ridiculous we looked. Oh well! That's life!
I hope everyone is doing well, because I'm having so much fun! It's an amazing experience that I'm glad I can share with everyone. And I'm not even teaching actual people yet! But I do get to Skype with Brazilian volunteers tomorrow which should be awesome!!! Thanks for everyone who reads, please continue to do so! I know this gospel that I'm sharing is true, and that Jesus lives and died for us! I get so much joy from reading the Book of Mormon every single day. I'm close to finishing it again, and I'm thrilled! It's a great work. Until next week!
Sincerely,
Elder Ashford